What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
13.06.2025 04:12
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Can you show pictures of your penis, big or small?
HELLO
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Sure no problem officer.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Why doesn’t the UK change their flag?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Yes sir it is.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Why would a person always be so tired?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
After a few moments he returns.
How can people balance religious beliefs with seeking professional mental health care?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
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